What’s smarter than the Snuggie? What’s cuter than the cozy?

That’s a walking sleeping bag everybody and it is r – a – d, RAD. Now, I have no idea how to read that language, but I’m told that somewhere it says, “you can protect yourself from bear’s ambush and run away in a sleeping bag.”  You can also awkwardly lay down on the floor and cross your legs.

Just out of curiosity, I Googled “walking sleeping bag.” Here are some of the results:

From left to right:
-confused on a mountain
-aggressive on a mountain
-meditation on a mountain
-pensive on a mountain

“Breakdancin’ in my yellow sleeping bag….I’m awesome.”

“So, like, bears will think I’m a bear and they, like, won’t eat me n’ stuff.”