That says “Potty Patch.” Have you seen the infomercials for it?
No?
Now’s your chance.
I’ve spent many hours at the dog park over the years, but I have never seen dogs pee that many times in one minute 44 seconds. I don’t know if I’ll ever be the same.
I’d like to call your attention to about 0:30 where the voiceover dude says “the elevated turf drains into the base, keeping it odor-free!”
So let me get this straight. The turf stays odor-free because it drains into the base. Ok. What about the base? I’m guessing that after a full day of doggie drippings there would be an ominous cloud of offensive odor filling your entire house. BORK
Now, to be completely honest, I could see how this could actually be a useful tool during house training for a puppy. But a grown dog like this?
Really? Maybe I’m too used to my backyard and the mild California weather to truly appreciate the practicality of such a thing.
That’s a walking sleeping bag everybody and it is r – a – d, RAD. Now, I have no idea how to read that language, but I’m told that somewhere it says, “you can protect yourself from bear’s ambush and run away in a sleeping bag.” You can also awkwardly lay down on the floor and cross your legs.
Just out of curiosity, I Googled “walking sleeping bag.” Here are some of the results:
From left to right:
-confused on a mountain
-aggressive on a mountain
-meditation on a mountain
-pensive on a mountain
“Breakdancin’ in my yellow sleeping bag….I’m awesome.”
“So, like, bears will think I’m a bear and they, like, won’t eat me n’ stuff.”
I’m always amazed at how small he can make himself. He can easy crawl into the space under the house and get all the way to the short corner. He can curl up into a tiny ball when he’s ready to go to sleep and he can fit into this bed -
That bed is designed for a maltese size dog. Which Fritz is not.
Apparently, while he was staying with my in-laws last week (who, by the way have 7 maltese dogs) Fritz decided that he wanted to sleep in this bed instead of the big one he usually sleeps on. He couldn’t fit with the cushion that comes in the bed so my mother-in-law took it out. Sure enough, he circled a few times then poured himself into it like cake batter and slept in it all night.
When we picked him up, they sent the new small bed with us and he has curled up in that thing every evening since!
