It’s that time again…
The wigs are fantastic, fellas….almost as fantastic as those gold mariachi outfits. Where are your sombreros?
I wish someone would have sabotaged this artwork….or the factory that produced those enormously ugly boots….or the superhero that donated his tights to the Rockers ‘R’ Us 2nd Hand Store. And someone should tell jean jacket man that his wife’s outfits look better on her……
Wait, is that a man?
They can what? Look like an Anne Geddes picture gone REALLY wrong?
Is it just me or do they look more “scared” than “scary”?
Seriously, what’s next?
Pardon me, Captain You Planet.
There’s nothing more graceful than ballerinas with
arm-pit hair and mustaches.
It took 3 people to keep that horse in the picture and a tranquilizer to keep that dog there. I don’t blame the poor animals, do you? Those varied-color-collars alone make me want to run away.
Somebody off-camera just told them that they were going to an 80s exercise video taping after the photoshoot, and fancy boots said, “In these radical outfits? You gotta be joshin’ me!”
If there were a thought bubble next to the guy kneeling on the right, it would say, “MY idea was much better. Besides, why should the only white guy get to be front and center?”
Ok, I’m a little confused. They’re called “The Peacemakers” and they’re dressed in cops and dressy robber outfits, but the album title is “My Faith Still Holds” in Army font. So, what exactly are they trying to say? Their faith in the judicial system still holds? Or their faith in the idea that that photo would still be in style by the time the album was released?
I really want to make fun of Mrs. Cooper’s glasses, but I’m afraid pictures of my family’s poor taste in glasses over the years may surface somewhere.
“Thank you for the dove…I’m hungry”
Did you ever see The Pink Panther Strikes Again? Is that Peter Sellers pretending to be a dentist again?
You know when you go on vacation to a real touristy area and they have $5 photo booths where you can have your picture taken in front of a “local scene”? I think these guys were on Spring break in Baja and thought, “Hey, $5 album cover art! Excelente!”
Even the dummy looks embarrassed…
